yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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