yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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