if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
