11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
no you cant smoke seaweed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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