i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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