stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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