An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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