Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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