Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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