tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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