I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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