is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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