I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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