i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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