i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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