bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
we're so committed to being not committed
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
