My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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