Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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