walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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