I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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