The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Randomize
