My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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