If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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