im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I have fence marks all over my body
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize