Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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