I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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