i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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