Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
