Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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