I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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