you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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