you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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