No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
third nipple confirmed
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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