I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
operation harelip BJ is a go
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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