i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I have aggressive nipples.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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