Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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