Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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