Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
