Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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