is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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