Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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