he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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