tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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