I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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