It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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