my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
True college students do jello shots in the library
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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