Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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