Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
