ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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