So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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