btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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