Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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