I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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