We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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