Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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