He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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