Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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